Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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