your room smells of hookers.
And success
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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