i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
the liver wants what the liver wants
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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