Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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