it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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