and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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