they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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