So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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