You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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