She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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