i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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