I forgot how hot balto sounded
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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