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I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
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Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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