I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
wow bdsm is so cute
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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