whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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