don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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