you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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