she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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