hell yes lets make some ravioli
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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