This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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