i can't believe i had my finger in that
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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