You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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