were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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