If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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