As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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