I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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