saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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