she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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