matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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