Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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