I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He felt like a one man threesome
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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