there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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