He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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