At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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