She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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