Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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