What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
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Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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