My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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