question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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