She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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