you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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