That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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