you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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Hippo gnu deer
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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