For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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