In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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