The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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