So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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