I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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