Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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