I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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